all the other kids with their pumped up kiks
At Webster Hall, NYC
*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*
He enjoys the sunshine so much
My all white cat got into a mostly empty can of Spaghettios
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"